November 9, 2009

Girl In Slutty Clothes = Bring A Condom

Let me lay out a story to you on what happened to me last night. This is a story that makes me thankful there was the great invention of condoms or my dick would probably be starting to fall off by now. So, here goes.

I was at the gas station to buy some milk, some gum, and a pack of cigarettes. After making my purchase, I left the store with intentions of going home and enjoying myself a well earned smoke while I cooked myself a little bit of dinner before going out with some friends. Well, as I am leaving the convenience store, a pretty (and slutty looking) girl came up to me and asked me if I lived in the area. I was taken aback by her confrontation and question, probably because I couldn’t think straight because I was focused on her tits. I couldn’t help staring at her chest. She was wearing a “bunny top”slutty bunny top, like the ones from Dirty Laundry Clothing that are getting popular. Take a look to the pic at the right. The arrows point to what I was looking at. There’s a difference though, this girl was wearing one that appeared to be a size too small and her tits were coming out all over. I’m 29 years old now and it is not so often I see a female my age with tits that perky and real (verified later. keep reading.). I asked her why she wanted to know and she said because she lived in the apartments nearby but her boyfriend just kicked her out. She then held up a smashed cell phone which told me she needed to not only hideout with me, but she also needed to call people from my cell phone.

I let her hop in my car with me and ride over to my house. I got thanked about 100 times during the 2 mile ride. She may or may not have realized she was already thanking me by showing me more cleavage when she sat down. At that point I was having all kinds of thoughts run through my head, you know, thoughts of sex with this girl.

When we got to my house, she asked if I had anything to drink. I offered her some wine to “calm her nerves” and she gladly accepted….3 times! after a few phone calls, and a few glasses of wine, she said she had a friend who could come get her but not for another few hours. She said she would just walk to the gas station and wait for her, but in a way where she knew I would tell her not to do that and to just stay at my house.

I told her I was about to cook dinner if she didn’t mind just watching t.v. while I cooked. I also asked her if she wanted some, lemon pepper chicken and mashed potatoes, but she declined and asked for another glass of wine. I took her glass to refill it. When I came back into the living room, she was topless. YES!

She also had on these hot panties. Also From GetDirtyLaundry.com

She also had on these hot panties. Also From GetDirtyLaundry.com

With a big smile on my face, I made a lame joke about her seeming to have lost her shirt. She told me she wanted to “thank” me for trusting her and helping her. I chugged her glass of wine and then walked her to the bedroom. I’m glad I had just bought a fresh pack of Durex Performax condoms because I’m pretty sure this hottie has been around the block with strangers a time or two before. I killed it for about an hour then took a long shower with her before her friend picked her up. It was a pretty good night.

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